"Autism & Memoirs of an Old Maid"…C'hele's Story

March 23, 2008

Autism: Words and phrases only a cool autistic kid would know how to say:

Filed under: Autism, Special Needs — C'hele @ 10:40
a. Tormado (Tomatoe)

b. Tomorrrow (roll the r’s when you say it…)

c. Maggots (Magnets)

d. Portado (Potato)

e. (On the phone) – “Hi, Nana? This is Michaela (last name), your granddaughter calling? I just wanted to know…..”

f. She names all her relatives by their titles first (I.e.) Great-Papa “L“, Great-Papa “K,” Cousin “M” and literally call’s them this to their face…(names obviously omitted to provide privacy).

g. (Picking up the phone when it rings): “Yes, hello there?”

h. “Nana, the Bocal News is on T.V.!” (Local News)

i. Glanola bar (granola bar)

j. I know there is more – I just cant remember them all!

 

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5 Comments »

  1. I love “Yes, hello there?” I’m going to start using that one. It’s perfect.

    Comment by David — March 24, 2008 @ 23:25

  2. I made a “tormado” mess in the kitchen the other night. Never make spisghetti (spaghetti) in the blender. 🙂 Loved all of these!

    Comment by vroni1208 — March 26, 2008 @ 00:29

  3. Hey, one my daughter was little she said psghetti for spaghetti and foufer for flowrer.

    Comment by modestypress — March 26, 2008 @ 01:02

  4. Vroni: Loved how you said that!!!! I so laughed at that!

    Random: I absolutely love how our little ones try to imitate!! Loved your daughter’s flower version 🙂

    Comment by cheles — March 26, 2008 @ 04:07

  5. Don’t you find that sometimes younger people make more sense with their words? My son used to say “lasterday” (yesterday). And, a friends daughter, upon doing the splits, cried out, “Ouch! I hurt my legpit!” Yeah, the English language could use some common sense kid stuff. FTL, jen

    Comment by Moongirl — March 28, 2008 @ 10:15


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